STAR WARS EPISODE II-ATTACK OF THE CLONES

STAR WARS EPISODE 2-ATTACK OF THE CLONES-

I know, I already talked about the prequels to the "Star Wars" series, but I just have to talk about it again..because it is so bad! Let's start with Hayden Christensen's acting...you can say he's a lousy actor with no emotions reading his lines right out of the page OR you can say that he's suppose to be the same kid that was seen in "Episode 1" played by Jake Lloyd, who was absolutely awful!

The other thing that annoyed me about this flick was the bickering between Anakin Skywalker and his mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi. The 2 were almost as mean to each other as Abbott and Costello without the slapping and the humor. Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) constantly talking down to Anakin by referring him as his "Young inexperienced apprentice" ...saying things like: "Oh don't be so inpatient my young disciple" he might as well say : "Oh don't be so inpatient my young retared student, or my arrogant retard of a child..."

Then Anakin has nothing but a dead pan delivery of repsonses like "Master I was only..."
Master this and Master that, you'd think you are watching an episode of "I dream of Geni"

Having Samuel L Jackson as one of the Jedi councilmen was a bad idea, the guy is just too ghetto to be sitting in a circle with likes of Yoda and others. Each time he opens his mouth, you'd expect the sentence is followed by the phrase m*therf*cker...

As for Christopher Lee's performance as the evil Count Dooku; well it was best described by one of my friends as "Dracula in space".